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docincredible:

tilthat:

TIL The reason zombies on The Walking Dead Aren’t called zombies is that it’s an alternate universe where zombie fiction never existed

via reddit.com

Every zombie series takes place in an alternate universe for where zombie fiction never existed because that’s the only way to explain why people act as if they haven’t been conditioned by 50 years of movies depicting monsters that operate exactly the same as the creatures they are currently facing.

useless ancient roman law facts

dragon-in-a-fez:

thoodleoo:

  • if you call someone to witness and they refused to show up, you are legally entitled to stand outside their house and scream, but only every third day
  • you can sell your son into slavery once or twice, but after the third time he doesn’t have to put up with that shit anymore
  • no wailing allowed at funerals
  • also you can only have ONE funeral per person, don’t get greedy
  • if your neighbor’s tree has a branch hanging into your yard, you can legally cut down the entire fucking tree
  • however, if some of your neighbor’s fruit from his dumb tree falls into your yard, he can legally come into your yard to snoop around get it
  • if you call someone to witness and they’re too sick or old to get to court themselves, you have to provide a cart for them to come in, but it doesn’t have to be, like, a nice cart if you don’t want it to

the best thing about this is that each of these things must have happened at least once

We don’t have horses where I live but everyone owns a John Deere tractor. Does that count? Would that be like mechanized cavalry?

mikestillneedsadrink:

grumpyridesthekaliyuga:

ariaofdoom:

dadpat-tactual:

grumpyridesthekaliyuga:

dadpat-tactual:

grumpyridesthekaliyuga-deactiva:

Find a really savage mandolin player and yes

I will learn the mandolin JUST so I can sit atop a combine leading a charge of a herd John Deere cavalry like this

Do it for the true Balkanized America we all want

Chilling atop playing dueling banjos like that looking like

You could do some damage in a combine with a corn head.

Militant Ruralism is the best aesthetic.

When you tell Seamus to get the fertilizer, but that just means walking to the barn.

tharook:

pyronoid-d:

256gb:

rich-homie-john:

setheverman:

me remembering to go outside once every 8 days

when u high as hell walking to the gas station

yo this is cgi. notice the feet gliding a bit and the careful camerawork to hide the red car from the frame because it won’t reflect the robot. also that’s not how shadows work on an overcast day

Me high as hell walking to the gas station on an overcast day with a funky shadow avoiding red cars

That’s just how you be when you only go outside once every 8 days.