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such-justice-wow:

This is a Venn diagram in list form

james-p-sullivan:

what the fuck is wrong with this movie

muckkles:

nanyangosaurus:

muckkles:

me: my local dominos has gotten my order wrong the last 9 times ive ordered from there but ive never called to complain and i also still tip the driver $5+ because i know those poor saps are overworked and underpaid

saint peter: ur literally the only person allowed into heaven

I’ll be the first person in hell then because I specifically order pizza on rush hours and I live downtown so I’m 100% sure that they’ll be late and owe me a discount.

staff:

we warned you about that anime shit

that-twink-over-there:

that-twink-over-there:

I’m full of garlic bread and homosexual thoughts

As of December 18th I will only be full of garlic bread

moshgoblin:

idolatrys:

My new favorite thing is realtors adding “NOT HAUNTED” to for sale signs, completely convincing any sane person that the house is definitely haunted.

me, a middle-aged white man in the midwest with marriage troubles and two kids that need a fresh start in a new town:

blazing-forge:

missharleenfquinzel:

missharleenfquinzel:

This whole NSFW situation is exactly like when America made alcohol illegal in the 1920s to combat rampant alcoholism and it 100% backfired and actually made people drink way MORE and actually made it more accessible. They realized what a mistake they had made and repealed that shit.

Which brings me to my business proposal:

Titty Speakeasies

Knock three times and give the password “I like your shoelaces”

I vote for a different password.

tom-is-merry:

I need fanart of Spider-Ham as John mulaney saying “That’s what I thought you’d say you dumb fucking Spider.” Or something like that

yaboybergara:

Via Shane Madej’s twitter on December 5, 2018.

saccharinescorpion:

appreciation post for these random fishermen in Moana

cute

perfectly convey the EXACT emotion you feel when two people you know well but don’t know “well” get into a family argument in front of you