Tag: pokemon

thespiritsquid:

it-finna-get-lit:

Ok so why are people mad about the Pokemon designs in Detective Pikachu? Literally like dozens of them are known for being unnecessarily dark.

Haunter licks people until they seizure themselves to death

Cubone IS WEARING THE SKULL OF HIS DEAD MOM

Phantump is a dead kid possessing a tree

Kadabra is a kid who’s trapped in his own (now mutated) body

Lampent’s fire is fueled by souls of the damned

Metapod doesn’t move because it’s afraid of it’s organs spilling out

Palossand collects bodies and carries them everywhere it goes

Mewtwo is a failed lab experiment that hung out with a stillborn child (who then melted before his very eyes when he was just a kid)

Ditto is a melted mew (who in fact, is a cat fetus)

Drifloon will carry away children (never to be seen again)

Cacturne eats hikers who pass out from exhaustion

Drowzee sneaks into children’s rooms and eats their dreams

Ships that go into areas that house Jellicents are never seen again

Don’t even get me started on Lavender Town

Pinsir tears its victims in half

Yamask is carrying around a peeled-off face of a human

Oh, and these sweet little guys right here?

T H E Y D R I N K B L O O D

Feel free to add any extras that I missed

Mr. Mime marries your fucking mom if you insult him