Tag: Lotr

the-spooky-birdy:

missourien:

gchq-employee-of-the-month:

missourien:

gchq-employee-of-the-month:

Arwen’s elf pussy game must be strong

I don’t like this post

She got that nigga Aragorn straight pussy whipped my g

Hate to agree but I’m reading the book rn and Éowyn is obviously coming on to him and he ain’t having any of it

Who could resist a fair haired horsemaiden smh

T H O T P A T R O L L E D

Nah man Éowyn is much better than Arwen

mozalieri:

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musicofthe-ainur:

Am I the only person who thought this was really fucking funny

A lot of the really funny moments in Lord of the Rings come from Tolkien playing with language like this, where we have relatively formal, archaic, “high” language responded to with informal, modern, “low” language. 

another hilarious example:

my absolute favorite example of tolkien switching registers in this way is