hi folks I’m scarfbeard manbun and this is my girlfriend septumpierce undercut and we’re queering heterosexuality by making a joint tinder account for threeways
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Tag: Lol
me looking at the board in class, not taking anything in
I don’t know why this bear’s fucking face is so funny but I’m honest to god in tears laughing at this post
when you’re about to do it to em
You do it to her
And you would do it again
You do it to her
That is to say
You do it to them
when it’s november 1st
Songs with the same bpm but played over different than original video tracks give me life
This is Black Friday energy
the holy grail
wrong
im sure i am missing some but we’re getting there
the majority of plots from indie movies can be summarized by this gif
my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:
me, holding up my cat: stinky
wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!
me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man
wife: No!!!!!!!!
my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat
wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims:
The wife:
The mom:
pure:
People who hate kids prolly got dragged by one. Children can sense demonic energies. When a kid calls you a doodoo dookie head that’s like a palm reading.
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