my brother is sitting in the chair in my room studying a practice test thing for his final test before he becomes a fully certified EMT tomorrow and he’s mumbling some of the questions out loud and he just went “a child has fallen from a monkey at school…” and he just got dead quiet and stared at the wall for like a solid minute with the most stricken look on his face before he whispered “there’s no protocol for monkeys”
bro
bro it means monkey bars
now he’s googling “child falls from monkey” and apparently the only thing that pops up is Fall Out Boy’s “Thnks Fr th Mmrs”
I M L AHUGNI N G SO H ARD HE WENT INTO THE KITCHEN LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO AND STARTED A CONVERSATION WITH MY MOM AND I HEARD HIM JUST STOP MID SENTENCE AND THEN SHOUT “FUCKING MONKEY BARS”
this was a post meant for like 6 people who actually know my brother and now this is the only image he has on this site he’s the “monkey protocol” guy for almost 100,000 people I give up
this man did not follow my Science Rules™️. I am disappointed.
He’s an electrical engineer and makes videos like these to show you exactly what not to do when handling equipment.
I kinda figured it was either a “don’t be this dumbass” video or the man was a holo skull union member.
That’s ElectroBoom
He’s stated in videos about safety that he often makes less dangerous mistakes on purpose or stages more dangerous looking screw-ups for rule-of-funny and to demonstrate common mistakes.
fair enough, good on him.
His stage persona being perpetually cursed by Murphy’s Law is sort of his trademark and how he keeps his videos from being just boring electrical engineering lessens.
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