im the dj screaming w laughter
I think about this at least once a day.
working in customer service be like
Tag: lmao
darknetexclusivetouhouterrorcore:
darknetexclusivetouhouterrorcore:
eating pussy = taste bad, salty, takes too much time. never makes me laugh
watching television = lights and also colors, there is noises sometimes too. always makes me laugh every time
if u never laugh eating pussy bro i hate to break it to u but yur girls pussy isnt funny enough
whats clown pussy taste like you cotton candy idiot fuckin dummy
man: dr i am very depressed. i feel like life has no meaning
doctor: dont worry see great clown pussy in town, very funny
man: dr i am clown pussy
im having an aneurysm
some customers: oh my god i’m so sorry i have to ask you a question i feel so foolish for not knowing this already please help me but i’m so sorry forgive me
other customers: answer this question before i’ve even asked it or i’ll kill you where you stand

platypus-protection-syndicate:
This is so
Unnecessary
im legitametly slackjawd @ this
UNMUTE
Reblog for noises.

a video compilation of me attempting to do anything
I’m sorry, but I really don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life. This is officially on par with “MY PRECIOUS POWER RING.”
I died when they tried the shining wizard, piledriver, and vertical suplex
















