narrator: Down here, salt is a way of life. Guy: Obviously, the environment down here is all salt. The ceiling’s salt, the floor’s salt, the walls are salt, and, to an extent, the air is salt. And you breathe that in, and constantly taste the salt.
The only acceptable icing is buttercream. Whipped icing is a cowards choice and fondant people are demons and gotta meet me in the street for their poor life choices that led them to accept Play-Doh as acceptable cake decoration
turn on ya location and we can talk
Hope you understand sign language then cause all you’re gonna be seeing is hands
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