does vampire pussy get wet with venom and would that mean a potential human could get turned into a vampire by- hey mrs meyer where are you going mrs meyer ANSWER THE QUESTION
As it is with male vampire sperm the venom is a weakened version of the turning venom that requires vast quantities to turn an individual lets say you eat out twelve female vampires at once it should do the trick
challenge fucking accepted !!
Wait wait wait, I need @belllaculllen to look over this, but if Bella got a weakened form of venom through sex, then that means that some of the venom’s properties probably did work on her for a short amount of time. For example, Edward probably did do a lot more damage than just the bruises on the first night they had sex. If the venom was 1/3 of what it normally was, then that means that the effects happened approximately 1 day(since the transformation happens in about three days). Bella slept most of the day after their first night together, so whatever injuries she had mostly healed then. Edward probably didn’t look that closely because he was so depressed about it. Her bruises start to slow down in the healing process because she doesn’t get it on again for a week. Then when she does, Edward is more controlled and doesn’t hurt her as badly. Also, a vampire needs more to sustain them than humans, so it makes sense that she would need to eat more and not just because of the pregnancy. Another aspect of being a vampire in the books is seeing an extra color on the color spectrum, which accounts for her “vivid dreams” in the books. The first time she gets sick in Breaking Dawn is when Edward goes out to hunt, leaving her without that venom for almost an entire day. She gets more sick and deadly as her pregnancy continues, which gives in to the theory that weak venom or venom that’s ingested is like a drug. Bella was going through withdrawal in her pregnancy due to Edward already giving her a ton of venom prior to their marriage through kissing, then making her more addicted through sex. Edward doesn’t kiss her as much in Breaking Dawn, either. Bella probably could have survived without being changed if Edward had kissed her more often in Breaking Dawn.
Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.
Update: @belllaculllen said my theory is plausible, so I’m going to ride this till I die. Oh, also, we talked about how Edward could have an erection(the venom built up to give him an erection, just like blood does for male humans), another theory for why the venom isn’t as poisonous through sex(it’s not injected, it probably just seeped through Bella’s cells and made way to her blood stream in a weakened form), why Bella didn’t crave blood until later in the book(Edward’s semen also contained some blood, which satisfied Renesmee’s diet until she later needed more), and why Edward was able to produce a child(his sperm froze when he changed into a vampire and it got heated when they had sex).
Dont trust anyone who says that anger is the proper emotional reaction to life
It’s like a drug. It feels awesome and gets you high on self indignation and righteous self pity.
But at the same time it saps all your energy from any activity except finding more generalized outrage to get your next hit.
It also makes you the unthinking, easily manipulated slave of anyone who feeds you a false narrative that justifies your unceasing outrage and resentment.
late night cashiers at 24-hour convenience stores are the holders of our greatest secrets and most intimate selves
not my mom, not my partner, not God himself has seen me no-make up in line to buy a choco-pop and panty liners while on the brink of a heart felt meltdown
no one has given me the empty stare of complete indifference that fills my anxious nerves with relief
there is nothing like the sweet freedom of complete nihilism experienced at a 7/11 at 2am, God lives in church, the randomness of the unfeeling universe lives at aisle 9 of CVS
what a fabulous and also philosophically horrifying tumblr post, thank you so much
Honestly the mere fact that some people refer to Daddy Long Legs as “harvestmen” is creepier than 90% of all deliberately created horror but like the worst part is that the alternative is calling them Daddy Long Legs
True harvestmen, and not cellar spiders which are the other Daddy Long Legs, are truly omnivorous- known to eat everything from spiders, to fecal matter, to leaves and fungus… But one of the singularly most interesting habits of a particular European species is their almost symbiotic relationship with beehives– particularly man-made beehives. When a bee dies inside the hives, workers will remove the the corpse to just outside the hive just before dark. And the harvestmen? Well, they live up to their name.
So what you’re saying is that they are the grim reaper for bees.
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