grumpyridesthekaliyuga-deactiva:
Find a really savage mandolin player and yes
I will learn the mandolin JUST so I can sit atop a combine leading a charge of a herd John Deere cavalry like this
Do it for the true Balkanized America we all want
Chilling atop playing dueling banjos like that looking like
You could do some damage in a combine with a corn head.
Militant Ruralism is the best aesthetic.
When you tell Seamus to get the fertilizer, but that just means walking to the barn.
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me remembering to go outside once every 8 days
when u high as hell walking to the gas station
yo this is cgi. notice the feet gliding a bit and the careful camerawork to hide the red car from the frame because it won’t reflect the robot. also that’s not how shadows work on an overcast day
Me high as hell walking to the gas station on an overcast day with a funky shadow avoiding red cars
That’s just how you be when you only go outside once every 8 days.
I think my dad heard me crying cause he just cracked open my door and slid a piece of cake on the floor into my room
you ever think a post is going to be like, surprise! It was the plot of a movie the whole time! And then reality is just actually that wild. Wild.
harryandlouisarehappilystrong:
WHAT
WHAT
Ok so some fun facts here. Those are military shoulder straps. Most modern uniforms use them to affix epaulets that show rank to.
However their original use was to hold ammo bags, bayonets, and other military gear in place while it was slung over your shoulder.
The reason they show up on so many commercial jackets these days is because a lot of fashion designs have their roots in military uniform designs.
you are acute coffee pie
you are narrow, scalding and irrational
Damn.
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