my friend called me on the phone from the library to tell me he’d been chased by a mountain lion and he thought he might have vomited up blood and I was in the middle of scrubbing my car and having a heat stroke god my life keeps getting fucking weirder
mind you this is my friend who is the total chronic disaster who got into that knife fight in the middle school parking lot so I’m used to giving him shitty advice but this summer since I don’t talk on the phone he texts me every other day with some new terrible strange twist that has happened in his life like “my girlfriend almost got kidnapped” “there are three centipedes in my bed!” “I almost got mugged again” like normally I would just go help him but I’m 4 hours away now and it’s like he forgets GXHRVGSHFV
your friend is a protagonist
this I’m aware of I’m his sidekick and the epitome of the nerd best friend archetype but still it is my civic duty to complain
nobody likes the “bad boys” who insult and degrade their partners while wearing pastel polos with popped collars, people like REAL bad boys who wear leather jackets and take a lot of care in how they shape their pompadour and carry around stiletto switchblades and care about their communities and ride a motorcycle and rebel against the government and says stuff like “NOBODY insults my gal” and gets in fistfights with dudes who catcall their girlfriends. THOSE bad boys are the guys everyone wants.
Reincarnation is a known, common, and expected result of death. You are a bounty hunter that specializes in tracking down people who have committed suicide to escape debts or a jail sentence.
“It’s a girl!” the doctor exclaimed.
“It’s a fucking tax dodger is what is it!” Blaize ‘The Flame’ Hogan burst into the infirmary, cocking his shotgun.
this man did not follow my Science Rules™️. I am disappointed.
He’s an electrical engineer and makes videos like these to show you exactly what not to do when handling equipment.
I kinda figured it was either a “don’t be this dumbass” video or the man was a holo skull union member.
That’s ElectroBoom
He’s stated in videos about safety that he often makes less dangerous mistakes on purpose or stages more dangerous looking screw-ups for rule-of-funny and to demonstrate common mistakes.
fair enough, good on him.
His stage persona being perpetually cursed by Murphy’s Law is sort of his trademark and how he keeps his videos from being just boring electrical engineering lessens.
Soo i took the beauty app and made Severus younger. I know somebody did it before, but i wanted to see how other photos will look like and look what i got! 💚💚💚
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