supreme-leader-stoat:

phantoms-lair:

ankaa-avarshina:

lorem64:

ankaa-avarshina:

lorem64:

I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!

Two words: Raw eggs.

?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

*deep breath* Though the risk is small, raw eggs can carry samonella.

MORE THREATENINGLY Raw wheat can carry E. Coli. However, if you don’t mind making your own cookie dough, you can easily make it safely.

Take your standard recipe. Omit the eggs. Eggs serve as a binding agent to hold the cookie together. Since we’re eating the dough raw, that’s not needed. Take the flour, put it in a pan and bake it at 350 for 7 minutes. Any E. Coli is now dead.

Just mix the rest of the ingredients together as the recipe is called for and BAM, perfectly safe edible cookie dough.

Thanks, internet!

unexplained-events:

Monkey Slug Caterpillars (

Phobetron pithecium)

Monkey Slug Caterpillars are sometimes mistaken for a hairy spider orĀ  for moldy leaf litter. This larvae has six hairy ā€œarmsā€ that curl out from each side of its body which act as suction cups. While they look creepy, the Mokey Slug Caterpillar is actually harmless and its hairs do not sting.

They end up transforming into the Hag Moth.

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SOURCE
GIF By: http://www.strangebio.com/

hmmm i dont like this

Things on my grandpa’s dirt road farm that was actually pretty creepy in hindsight

hauntedcephalopod:

divinesmite:

There was always a specific spot where anything mechanical would shut down. Cars would stall and a four wheeler would cut off

A graveyard that didn’t belong to our family sat beside the home. We don’t know the names on the gravestones

There was a skeleton in the forest. We don’t know who passed there

A home at the beginning of the road burned down but the chimney remained. I swear we could see smoke coming from it sometimes

There were figures in the wheat fields sometimes but they were too far away to see. Grandpa said they were neighbors and we should never talk to them

My great grandmas house sits next to my grandpa’s, abandoned, and we were told to never go in there

Sometimes at night when I couldn’t sleep, I could hear the sound of clacking coming down the road

Grandpa’s Farm Gothic

libertarirynn:

ariminiria:

celticpyro:

failurebydesigner-jeans:

hurraaid:

chooky-belief:

levanna:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

montalvomike:

ā€œDude I don’t know what the fuck happened. I was robbing some bitch and the next thing I know I’m being choked out by a fcker that can’t use his legs…..ā€

Handicapable.

Just awesome

THE GUY WITH THE CAUTION WET FLOOR SIGN THOUGH. HE IS MY HERO BECAUSE HE DIDN’T EVEN STOP HE JUST GRABBED IT LIKE ā€˜WEAPON GET’

He got spanked in the booty by a wet floor sign

ā€œI may not have working legs but I still got hands and you’re about to catch ā€˜em!ā€

I think my favorite part is how all the potential heroes backed off immediately when they saw the guy in the wheelchair. They were just like ā€œoh, he’s totally got this, nice work bro, may I help you tie him down until the police arrive?ā€

Except for the one guy who was like ā€œwell I guess I’ll just give them a quick spank with this wet floor sign while I’m hereā€ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

downtrodden-squidward:

manymari:

peter-kirkland-bonnefoy:

zohbugg:

mccdi09:

The Window Socket offers a neat way to harness solar energy and use it as a plug socket. So far we have seen solutions that act as a solar battery backup, but none as a direct plug-in. Simple in design, the plug just attaches to any window and does its job intuitively.

Designers: Kyuho Song & Boa Oh

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I’m on mobile so the last thing won’t load but I’m gonna bet everything that it’s the squid ward ā€œfutureā€ thing

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