Tag: Harry potter

every-flavored-bean:

In OOTP JK says that some of the fireworks that Fred and George set off are swear words, so like imagine coming out of the Three Broomsticks after enjoying a butterbeer and you turn and see

just floating above Hogwarts

liberscaryrynn:

semeiotikos:

accio-shitpost:

hey guys, racism is over, jk rowling revealed that the whomping willow is actually a human, and he’s black!

you’ll regret this post when jkr canonizes it

Listen you have got to stop this because she will absolutely get ideas.

dykealectics:

liberscaryrynn:

mockiato:

radiation:

cryptomaster-leviathan:

tentadog:

fangasmagorical:

aftselakhis-shaladin:

fangasmagorical:

aftselakhis-shaladin:

tentadog:

ok all drama involving jk rowling and nagini being a fuckin person and shit aside

yall know milking snakes is not. milking their fucking snake titties. right

you guys know snakes don’t have tiddies… . . right

YALL

YOU KNOW THIS RIGHT? YOU KNOW MILKING A SNAKE MEANS TO EXTRACT THEIR VENOM 

RIGHT?

I thought about venom extraction when I was reading the book ad a child too, but unfortunately there exists a planned illustration that shows babyfied Voldemort sucking on a snake tit.

THERE’S AN ILLUSTRATION OF W H A T

I found it on internet some time ago. It was supposted to go with illustrated version of Goblet of Fire.

This is the worst fucking image I have ever seen in my entire life please kill me (NSFW for snake titties)

y’know, i never really took that phrase “ every day we drift further from god’s light “ seriously. But guess what, today is the day that i start doing that.

because i’m sure god is looking down at us full of shame 

we milk this titty

we milk this titty on snake meat throne

Breastfeeding is beautiful 😇

professorsparklepants:

lynchbrothers:

anyway, harry potter Concept where down the road the boy who lived thing becomes less relevant and most people know him from the pictures of when he was a teenager, so by the time he’s middle aged all of harry’s interactions play out exactly like that tony hawk tweet

susiephone:

athenavine:

colorfuloddity:

dajo42:

a muggleborn student coming to hogwarts with a thermos flask and filling it with tea in the morning so it stays hot all day and their pureblood friends are like “whoa what spell did you use for that” and they’re like “?????? it’s just a thermos???” and all the pureblood students start pointing their wands at cups and saying “THERMOS”

THERMOS

plot twist: it works, mugs suddenly start keeping tea at the perfect temperature for the caster all day. students in muggle studies start experimenting with other muggle jargon and a new generation of magic spells are born, propelling the stagnated wizard community into the technological age

*points wand at book* KINDLE!!!! *book propels itself into fireplace and bursts into flames* I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP