– almost always grumpy – bad at showing affection but cares about their friends a lot – “what did you say?”, “Sorry i didn’t hear that, can you repeat it?” – often reminisces about their youth (even though they’re probably only in their twenties. Alternatively: “kids these days…”) – too old for this shit (see above) – totally not down with the youth – bad back (and everything else hurts too) – likes to complain