sakakoura:

I know everyone realizes that disney amvs are a gold mine but as someone who has been collecting them for years I am telling you right now: the ones that blow up on tumblr are only the absolute tip of the iceberg.  

here’s some personal favorites of mine.  synopsis included. 

keep in mind that none of these are parody videos.  they’re all 100% serious I promise you

cinderella’s sister gets plastic surgery because she doesn’t think jim from treasure planet likes her so she turns into jessica rabbit 

a “the fault in our stars” trailer made with footage of elsa from frozen and raphael from teenage mutant ninja turtles

 willy wonka and the guy from howl’s moving castle break up

anna from frozen has to choose between actors ashton kutcher and owen wilson

twilight sparkle hates herself for falling in love with jim from treasure planet because he’s a human boy

sleeping beauty has an affair with rule 63 esmerelda and they get caught and die

andy and woody from toy story turn into the men from brokeback mountain and fall in love with each other

in this one titties are edited onto jasmine for jim from treasure planets possessed fuck fest 

real life porn is used to show that loki and draco malfoy are having sex

everyone is harley quinn and the joker. every single person

peter pan loses a beyblade competition to aladdin and I think his dad leaves him for it but they fall in love

wonderfulworldofmichaelford:

proxypunch:

princess-has-a-pen:

semicolonthefifth:

libertarirynn:

I’m legitimately so tired of the Disney remakes. Like I can’t even muster up enough energy to be mad about it, I just truly do not care. There hasn’t been one remake I felt compelled to see in theaters, and only a few that I bothered to watch on Netflix. The result is always either no better or actively worse than the original, and if you like watching them that’s fine, but I’m sick to death of the argument that we need these endless remakes so that “a new generation can enjoy the stories”. What planet are you one where you can’t watch a movie more than once? The stories are readily available. I watched plenty of movies as a kid that came out before I was born, there’s literally nothing stopping you.

Also, it used to be when they made a remake they at least had the decency to remake 40+ year old films; now they’re remaking things that came out just a few decades ago and adding practically nothing.

I guess I really don’t see what the appeal is or why they make so much money. I mean I get nostalgia but if I feel nostalgic for an old movie I’ll just… watch that movie.

It’s just nostalgia baiting, and a gradually poorer attempt with each remake. These films will never ground-breaking, or even better than the original if they keep going with the classics. It’s a paradox, in a way: the only movies they can remake are the classics, but the classics will always be superior because these remakes have to be compared to them, thus making them weaker by default. Lion King is especially pointless, because the talking CGI animal craze died a long time ago, and no amount of refinement in computer technology will make them any way more impressive than the illustrated animated works. Simply this is because a realistic portrayal takes away the creative freedom that animation is allowed. Plus they already took out one of the most memorable songs in the original – “Be prepared” – so there goes the chance of seeing that done, even if I wanted to.

Though, I agree with the sentiment: I can’t even get mad myself. I’m just unsurprised and bored by all of this. At this point, I wouldn’t even care if they added some pointless changes or tried to be “controversial” like they did with Beauty and the Beast. I don’t personally know anyone who is at all excited, and other than maybe seeing a live-action remake there’s nothing I see that is meant to be appealing.

It’s the same feeling I have with these remakes of 90′s and 00′s TV shows.

It’s just nostalgia baiting and “people who are both easily impressed/obsessive fans/54 year olds” who are gonna flock to see this.

You know what they should remake if they absolutely have to? The Disney “failures”

The Black Cauldron

Atlantis

Treasure Planet

Just to name a few. Why remake something that was already successful?

I would fucking kill someone for a  live-action version of The Black Cauldron

Those other two though? Disney will never touch those, because Disney seems to think very little of sci-fi. God though, can you imagine either of those films in live-action? They’d look like Avatar-levels of good

livelegatolagrange:

durnesque-esque:

pikasuz:

suzlovesdisney:

Prince Caspian. I’m sure this lasted like two weeks. 

I don’t even know what this is. Jessica Rabbit. Okay. That’s cool. But is this a fur character or a face character? Why was this a thing. 

Let us never forget the days of the mowgli face character; where they hired a guy to run around in shorts. A moment of silence. 

And finally: my absolute favorite. Flounder.

I cannot come up with a caption for this. 

Source: CharacterCentral.net

And let’s not forget: 

Why.

Oh  but wait, there’s more: Treasure Planet

And Atlantis (WHY??? is Vinny the only one without a real face?)

Then there’s vintage Disney:

Ok, that’s not so bad, but THIS – OH GOD WHY??

that last one is michael myers’ wet dream

harmonicstupidity:

harmonicstupidity:

Everything I’ve seen from Wreck-It Ralph 2 seems to have been designed to cater to that one demographic.

You know the one. The Twitter types who get 40k retweets for sharing a mildly amusing clip from the trailer with the caption “I C O N I C 🌟”. Hopefully it’s just the Princess scene and the rest of the film actually has a decent amount of substance to justify its existence.

god fucking damn it

i’ve never seen those kinds of people so perfectly summed up before