Tag: dc comics

theultradork:

gremlin-boy-wonder:

DC: We’re breaking up Red Hood and The Outlaws.

Everyone:

DC: We’re also breaking up the Titans.

Everyone:

DC: And we’re ruining Batman and Catwoman’s wedding with some random Bane bullshit.

Everyone:

DC: And we’re having Nightwing shot in the head.

Everyone:

DC: Which results in him developing a case of total amnesia

Everyone:

DC: And changing his name to Rick.

LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYONE:

DC: Oh, and we’re also killing off Wally West and Roy Harper. Permanently.

LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYONE:

DC: AND HERE’S A GRAPHIC IMAGE OF BRUCE WAYNE’S PENIS!!!

LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYONE:

DC is like, allergic to goodwill. I swear.

They finally get everyone back on board and immediately revert to their old BS.