theyarter:

father forgive lil’ ole me

for i’ve sinned on em over yonder.

geekandmisandry:

“Millennials are killing the-”

rare-drop:

Me, crouched in front of the used games section for two hours:-

stimman3000:

ericorbit:

anarcho-kaibaism:

hot-chubbies-with-cheese:

jerryterry:

vodka-zamolodchikova:

me: [accidentally closes a chrome window with 50+ tabs]

my laptop, gently weeping: oh my god………… oh ym hgod thank you so much……….. thank y

Me, realizing my mistake, reopening Chrome and preparing to mash ctrl+shift+T to bring them all back one by one:

My computer:

my computer watching me click the “Restore” option for all of my tabs after shutting down unnaturally:

You should all be detained ASAP

1nsomnizac:

averagefairy:

how creepy is it that if you dont get a sufficient amount of calcium during pregnancy your baby will just take it from your bones. he’ll weaken your bones to strengthen his own tiny baby bones. can you believe that 

fetuses:

what-even-is-thiss:

im-a-giraffe666:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

what-even-is-thiss:

You know, probably my favorite part of the movie Hercules, besides all of the horridly inaccurate mythology and fun gospel music, is that Hercules was already super strong and didn’t need to work out. Phil just made him work out for the Hero Aesthetic™

Skinny arms don’t cut it, kid.

Only big arms will get you an action figure.

Never mind that you’ve been lifting houses since you were a toddler.

Phil knew hercules needed to be thicc

See, you understand.