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metaphysicalbaby:

Story: *is supposed to be about creepy/bizarre/horror/paranormal things*

Me:

Story: *is actually just about an inaccurate representation of a mentally ill person who is experiencing symptoms of mental illness, written by someone who obviously has never experienced those symptoms first hand and is just trying to be edgy*

Me:

kikisdeliveryservices:

paint me like one of your studio ghibli background sceneries

vulpx:

agent-fucking-carter:

disadvantages of having thick hair

your head is always 100000 degrees

shedding everywhere

snapping thin combs

spend $100 on dye if you want to color it

hair is still wet 2 years after you showered

styling your hair takes longer than growing it

advantages of having thick hair

????

advantages: the hairdresser goes “woooow sooo much hair”

thespiritsquid:

it-finna-get-lit:

Ok so why are people mad about the Pokemon designs in Detective Pikachu? Literally like dozens of them are known for being unnecessarily dark.

Haunter licks people until they seizure themselves to death

Cubone IS WEARING THE SKULL OF HIS DEAD MOM

Phantump is a dead kid possessing a tree

Kadabra is a kid who’s trapped in his own (now mutated) body

Lampent’s fire is fueled by souls of the damned

Metapod doesn’t move because it’s afraid of it’s organs spilling out

Palossand collects bodies and carries them everywhere it goes

Mewtwo is a failed lab experiment that hung out with a stillborn child (who then melted before his very eyes when he was just a kid)

Ditto is a melted mew (who in fact, is a cat fetus)

Drifloon will carry away children (never to be seen again)

Cacturne eats hikers who pass out from exhaustion

Drowzee sneaks into children’s rooms and eats their dreams

Ships that go into areas that house Jellicents are never seen again

Don’t even get me started on Lavender Town

Pinsir tears its victims in half

Yamask is carrying around a peeled-off face of a human

Oh, and these sweet little guys right here?

T H E Y D R I N K B L O O D

Feel free to add any extras that I missed

Mr. Mime marries your fucking mom if you insult him

thepillgrums:

snatchr:

Can’t wait for that Shrek reboot thats actually a prequel where he of course looks like this

You did this.

god has left the server

tits-n-trix:

pregnantseinfeld:

this reopens the ages old pokemon debate “is it ethical to catch a mr.mime? is mr.mime just a guy?”

veraxplus:

existentialterror:

airydisc:

have you guys seen this site where you can craft your own emojis out of other emoji bits (within reason)

I call this one BE NOT AFRAID

God posted this in the groupchat right before he destroyed sodom and gomorrah

asecualhand:

xneferpitou:

0l0x:

2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.

1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.

Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.

You can round the edges off a character to make them more “relatable” or whatever, but you also run the risk of losing what defined them in the first place. The end result is bland and generic.

2018 Grinch is a reflection of modern society’s rejection of real character flaws in the interest of being “unproblematic” and in this essay i will

What was your opinion on the Jim Carrey grinch?

Jim Carrey Grinch said bitch, ate glass and threw a whole child in the garbage. He is an absolute champ and the only rightful heir to the throne.