christinawritesfiction:

Me: If I want to foreshadow this well, I have to be subtle.

Also me: The masquerade ball was TO DIE FOR. Evangeline descended the stairs in her BLOOD RED dress, her smile SHARP LIKE A KNIFE. Her entire outfit was a HEART-STOPPER and if LOOKS COULD KILL, everyone would have DIED…to DEATH.

etirabys:

argumate:

etirabys:

guy who invented the piano: what if we laid a harp on its side and added hammers

musician: you clumsy oaf, you just knocked over my harp with your toolbox!

guy who’s about to invent the piano: oh, haven’t you heard?

how dare you take this mediocre shitpost and make it genuinely funny

docincredible:

tilthat:

TIL The reason zombies on The Walking Dead Aren’t called zombies is that it’s an alternate universe where zombie fiction never existed

via reddit.com

Every zombie series takes place in an alternate universe for where zombie fiction never existed because that’s the only way to explain why people act as if they haven’t been conditioned by 50 years of movies depicting monsters that operate exactly the same as the creatures they are currently facing.