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You know what? I don’t think we got to see enough of Willy Wonka’s life.
Willy Wonka had that Anthony Bourdain vibe. Like this nigga done traveled the world doing crazy drugs for 40 years and he’s seen some shit. And all the money in the world doesn’t make him happy or soothe his aching soul.
I bet you when Willy Wonka first discovered the Oompa Loompas in some jungle cave in micronesia, he was doing rails of coke off Oompa women and fucking them by the dozen. But as he grew older he abandoned his hedonistic ways and really just wanted to make some quality chocolate and get out the game.
Wonka knew he’d lived a life full of sin, vices, debauchery, and really wanted to spend some time giving back before he left earth.
I tried to make a comic in 10 minutes. It shows.
BETTER THAN EXPECTED
Unlike ocean mermaids who have plenty of room to grow their hair, freshwater mermaids prefer shorter styles similar to humans; because of their close proximity to the surface, “freshies” may also be seen wearing hats to block out sunlight and peek out from the water like alligators.
Additionally, due to their small size in even smaller environments like lakes and rivers, freshwater mermaids prefer human speech for communication over the whale-like humming used by their ocean relatives to speak.
Abyssal mermaid, humming: [Hello cousin…!]
River mermaid, tipping their seashell cowboy hat: HOWDY
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