If you find yourself in times of trouble, ask yourself, ‘what would Gandalf do’, and remember, ‘beat a man unconscious with a big stick’ is a valid answer
When I find myself in times of trouble, Gandalf Greyhame comes to me, Wailing on those assholes, With a tree (with a tree)
You know when you’re writing and you know the exact fucking word you want to use but you don’t know what it is so you’re just going through a list of words that might be close to it and then look up synonyms to those words and after half an hour you realize the word doesn’t fucking exist.