5 stars bc it’s clearly his first day on earth

me remembering to go outside once every 8 days

darknetexclusivetouhouterrorcore:

zsnes:

darknetexclusivetouhouterrorcore:

zsnes:

eating pussy = taste bad, salty, takes too much time. never makes me laugh

watching television = lights and also colors, there is noises sometimes too. always makes me laugh every time

if u never laugh eating pussy bro i hate to break it to u but yur girls pussy isnt funny enough

whats clown pussy taste like you cotton candy idiot fuckin dummy

man: dr i am very depressed. i feel like life has no meaning

doctor: dont worry see great clown pussy in town, very funny

man: dr i am clown pussy

im having an aneurysm

pluckypalaeontologist:

pinecounty:

necroluste:

J.R.R Tolkien, looking at flowers.

Apparently people hated to go for walks with him because he would stop and look at every tree for like 20 minutes.

EXPLAINS THE BOOKS

the-spooky-birdy:

jlongbone:

sahind:

VENOM – Post Credit Scene
↳ Woody Harrelson as Cletus Kasady aka Carnage

Logan Paul, circa 2040

J e s u s

jambandit:

timelady-of-221b:

shipssabriel:

vulcangrapefruit:

youremybrandnewday:

STOP IT STOP IT NOW THIS IS SO VERY WRONG

#nothing like people in period clothing using modern technology

this is beautiful

yea but my fav

yeeeem:

*teleports behind you but I’m facing the wrong way*

deadybones:

my-little-ninja:

tilthat:

TIL the original TRON (1982) was not considered for a visual effects Oscar because the Academy felt the filmmakers had cheated by using computers.

via ift.tt

War…war never changes

Part of the fuckery of this is that a lot of TRON’s most iconic visual effects weren’t done using computers. Like, at all. They just look like that because they were filmed on a high-contrast film called Kodalith, with backlit hand-painted animation cels layerered in there so everyone looks all glowy.

These are hand-painted cels! Even the zappy digital effects started on paper:

So by any standards TRON got fucking robbed and it’s an injustice our rotten, corrupt society will never live down