Let’s just take a moment to remember the dark ages of Disney park characters.

livelegatolagrange:

durnesque-esque:

pikasuz:

suzlovesdisney:

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Prince Caspian. I’m sure this lasted like two weeks. 

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I don’t even know what this is. Jessica Rabbit. Okay. That’s cool. But is this a fur character or a face character? Why was this a thing. 

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Let us never forget the days of the mowgli face character; where they hired a guy to run around in shorts. A moment of silence. 

And finally: my absolute favorite. Flounder.

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I cannot come up with a caption for this. 

Source: CharacterCentral.net

And let’s not forget: 

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Why.

Oh  but wait, there’s more: Treasure Planet

And Atlantis (WHY??? is Vinny the only one without a real face?)

Then there’s vintage Disney:

Ok, that’s not so bad, but THIS – OH GOD WHY??

that last one is michael myers’ wet dream

kawaii-pigeon:

sometimes, I gotta take a step back.

‘no you don’t want to die, you want to sleep.’

‘No you aren’t worthless, you do a lot of work.’

‘no you aren’t horrible, they expect you to do more then physically possible.’

‘You have to ignore them and relax, for your health.’

‘Its not your fault, and you are human. You can only do so much.’

today in “things i’m disproportionately emotional about”:

cricketcat9:

kaijutegu:

hungry-hungry-hobbit:

systlin:

pipcomix:

the-thrill-be-damned:

it’s facial reconstructions of prehistoric humans!!

like, look at this part-homo sapiens, part-neandertal man from well over 30,000 years ago:

doesn’t he just look like a dude you’d wanna hang out with? like he probably washes dishes in the kitchen with you, and has excellent weed

what a charming fellow. what stories he probably has to tell. i’d definitely go shoot the shit with him on Contemplation Rock after i’d finished my day’s work carving a bone flute for the autumn hunting ceremony, or whatever

people have been people ever since people first became people, i tell you what

they all had lives and histories and families and friends and dumb gossip and games they played and total bullshit in which they believed wholeheartedly

they all argued about the nature of the world, and of themselves

they all sang songs

they all drew pictures

they all buried their dead in graves, and they buried their dead in graves well before they did a lot of that other stuff. they buried their dead with flowers, with panther claws, with the bones of animals they’d killed, with the bones of family members who had died at the same time or earlier. they buried their dead with their arms folded across their chests

they fell in love

they took care of their old and their sick and their disabled, even when it cost them

they made new things, and worried about what the new things meant for people everywhere, as a whole

Oh I like him he looks like he would appreciate my jokes

This dude would have great stories at a get-together and would bring some really great homemade dip. 

I feel like he really digs Lo-Fi Music

This guy was sculpted by Alfons and Adrie Kennis, and their Neanderthal reconstructions are all delightful

I love the kid in the last picture a lot- they look like a kid, just a little kid who’s done some mischief and is trying not to laugh about it.

I also adore their Lucy- they’ve struck a wonderful balance between the falling angel and the rising ape.

And their Turkana boy- there’s something precious and wistful in those eyes. 

But my favorite has got to be their reconstruction of H. floresiensis.

Just look at her. That’s a face of someone who’s lived and seen a lot, but also a face that’s known love and joy and laughter. That’s a face with a soul

They are all beautiful

What an amazing work, Kennis & Kennis!