Author: hueydeweylouieandthenews

spidey-pal:

perpetualmaelstrom:

green-gay13:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying

killer on the phone with a character: i’m in your house and i will kill you

character: alright lit hurry up tho

The fakest part of this is a Gen Z kid answering the phone

killer via dm on ig: i’m in your house and i will kill you

character: alright queen👏🏼💖 hurry up🔥🔥💦💦

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it…

The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction.

Scary nurse in a creepy voice: “Do you have an appointment to see the doctor?”

Me: “Uh. Do you accept walk-ins?”

kushonthecoast:

beyoncescock:

aventurineseafoamgreen:

batsarentbugs:

thatpettyblackgirl:

Mike looking outside…. 

Is every middle-aged white lady completely psychotic… is it just in their blood…

Tell me white privilege doesn’t exist when you have a white, middle-aged woman purposely telling 911 dispatch that a POC was (falsely) hurting her–knowing that any law enforcement that came to the scene would take her side unless he hadn’t video recorded the whole damn event.  White people know what they’re doing. They just don’t want to admit that privilege exists or else they wouldn’t ever be able to benefit/or directly use it…

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this is so crazy wow

That’s called a pussy pass.

jesus christ what is wrong with her