the-spooky-birdy:

missourien:

gchq-employee-of-the-month:

missourien:

gchq-employee-of-the-month:

Arwen’s elf pussy game must be strong

I don’t like this post

She got that nigga Aragorn straight pussy whipped my g

Hate to agree but I’m reading the book rn and Éowyn is obviously coming on to him and he ain’t having any of it

Who could resist a fair haired horsemaiden smh

T H O T P A T R O L L E D

Nah man Éowyn is much better than Arwen

touhou12:

manintolerant:

manintolerant:

blood-on-my-french-fries:

manintolerant:

I don’t want to make light of incest so I’m not reblogging the post but I laughed at this pic of an inbred royal for like 5 minutes

Oh, Charles II, the Spanish monarchy at it’s finest. We called him “The Bewitched” because calling him “The fuckup” was illegal.

Fuududjfjffjuffi

This dude’s Wikipedia page is Absolutely Brutal

this gets even better when you learn that this dude literally started a war for not having children

absol-utelydepressed:

When the passage talks about how domesticated animals have certain features gotten through domestication but you read a tumblr post about it last week

godisablckwoman:

Keira Knightley when she’s offered projects that take place in modern day society

beynons:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

siege1:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

This is quite possibly the greatest story ever told I’m WHEEZING

golfgalaxy:

slavery:

golfgalaxy:

slavery:

golfgalaxy:

it smells like upiwanttofuckyou in here

what’s upiwanttofuckyou

its a pretty particular smell that comes from young cactus flowers. it helps me go to sleep sometimes tbh

Cool. Wannna have sex?

yes

yurilanegra:

witchaj:

cumbler-tumbler:

belleandwhistle:

nibsthefitmermaid:

antiracistfeministanarchy:

neveria:

kiwianaroha:

She took up acting because the malnutrition she suffered under the nazis permanently damaged her health and prevented her from pursuing her dream to be a ballerina. During the war, she danced to raise money for the resistance – even though she was literally starving, she used what strength she had to make sure more nazis got shot.

She and her mom also denounced their royal heritage because of the Nazis in their family

Also Audrey was a humanitarian until her death, though ill with cancer, she continued her work for UNICEF, travelling to Somalia, Kenya, the United Kingdom, Switzerland, France and the United States.

These are things I literally never would have known about. I’m tired of women being painted as just being pretty.

I’M SO HAPPY TO SEE HER AT AN OLDER AGE I SWEAR!

Here’s another nice one.

For the longest time I assumed she had died really young because I never saw any pictures of her at an older age. She was an amazing woman.

^ same

ironmanstan:

paopufruitts:

ironmanstan:

thomasthetankenginefuckers:

ironmanstan:

thomas the tank engine, aka the only monster no. one wants to fuck

that’s where you’re wrong

you made this blog just now and i feel responsible for the evil it represents

thomas the spank engine

i think humanity in the middle ages was onto something when they allowed only priests to be literate

chaeronaea:

hyundaimovietheatre:

tinderfinds:

“I’ve been getting nothing but lesbians”

wholesome

“i’m a fool in a man’s shoes” is the most powerful thing i have ever read

did you know

v1als:

v1als:

kevinsmithshugejorts:

beetledrink:

goatmeats:

Portland has a Doctor Who themed bar/restaurant called The Tardis Room where they do all the stuff superwholock kids talk about like serve themed food and have trivia nights and according to almost every review its one of the worst places on earth

my favorite review started cold with “it’s sadder on the inside”

that’s the chef

i’m losing it

oh my god