i go down this and break my legs landing in the shitty little pool with the acceleration from that twenty foot straight section and the people audience clap their fuckin asses off
Jesus: *breaks the bread* This is my body. Jesus: *pours the wine* This is my blood. Jesus: *pulls the ace of spades from behind his ear* And this is your card.
Forth, and fear no darkness! Arise! Arise, Riders of Theoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! A Sword Day… a Red Day… ere the sun rises!
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