“They smashed without Geno!
They shafted Spring Man!
They did Isaac dirty!
We MUST nuke Japan!”

never ask me for anything ever again

You’ve heard about Mom Friend and Dad Friend, now get ready for….

m16s-m1911s-and-power:

jidashia:

Grandpa Friend™:

– almost always grumpy
– bad at showing affection but cares about their friends a lot
– “what did you say?”, “Sorry i didn’t hear that, can you repeat it?”
– often reminisces about their youth (even though they’re probably only in their twenties. Alternatively: “kids these days…”)
– too old for this shit (see above)
– totally not down with the youth
– bad back (and everything else hurts too)
– likes to complain

Church basement aesthetics:

zomblequeen:

thegestianpoet-archive:

Hot cocoa in a Styrofoam cup but
there’s not enough room in the cup for a full packet of hot cocoa so it’s
either too strong or too weak

A piano that hasn’t been played
since the 1980s

A room that’s always closed and
has adults talking behind it but you’re not quite sure who they are or if they
ever leave

Donuts that you’re not allowed to
eat

Scented markers and multicolored
craft sticks in an old basket

Veggie tales on VHS and two
rolling tvs on ancient tv stands

A room behind another room that has christmas decorations in it

This table:

that one bitch who’s always always wearing tights and a dress even though the basement never gets above like 55 degrees

Dusty ass bibles and one lone dusty ass hymnal

Old programs for concerts, baptisms, events, and VBS printed with black ink on colored 8.5″x11″ paper folded in half

Little acrylic bead craft projects in the shapes of lizards or cats that some girl made at church camp and forgot to take home

Glitter but not in the joyful gay way

Moms in fleece

This opened my third eye and threw sand into it

curioscurio:

IT’S ALMOS HERE!!!!!!!!

wonderfulworldofmichaelford:

kinzstyles:

hey. its your uber driver im outside

@lilmissrantsypants

hotmeat89:

nothing in my life has ever been so unappealing ever

scrambled-greggs:

gifs for when you need to do it to em

futurecatladies:

gemmarosity:

gemmarosity:

i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????

rb this with whether u say paper scissors rock or rock paper scissors

me normally: linguistic differences are so interesting and cool! I love hearing different dialectal variations.

me, reading “paper, scissors, rock” with my own two eyeballs: the lord is testing me