superamiuniverse:

Pirahna plant is a warning to all of us.

It’s basically Nintendo saying “You can not predict or leak this game, we are an undefinable force of chaos you can never hope to rationally understand.”

Any leaks from now on are going to be 100% bull shit, Nintendo’s decisions can not be predicted or understood. Theres no more hope. We can only accept the reality.

The Game. Is Fun.

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patrickat:

eversolewd:

yumantimatter:

mistbornthefinal:

speakertoyesterday:

identicaltomyself:

yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined:

another-normal-anomaly:

regexkind:

argumate:

invertedporcupine:

koito-yuu:

yumantimatter:

jaiwithinnumerableunblinkingeyes:

tommyeatseaton:

sufficientlylargen:

Every time I see a post about updog I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.

okay but what’s updog ?

Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.

No, that’s a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released

You’re thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.

No, that’s uptalk.  You’re thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.

surely that’s Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs

You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

no that’s an updraft

updog isn’t a noun at all, it’s a verb; it basically means to chew someone out, or harshly lecture them

No, that’s upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people’s laps.

No that’s a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.

No that’s an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

What’s a henway?

Oh, about 5 pounds.

askpredetor:

Tumblr geniuses when given limitless creativity and resources

  • What if Akira was about Black Lives Matters 
  • What if Shinsou was the successor to All-Might
  • What if Voltron didn’t have robots or villains
  • Why Batman is the real villain #2354325627
  • 100000K cry post on why Connie should be the main character of Steven Universe

A literal 9-year-old kid who walked up to me and saw my Kirby Shirt

What if Kirby joined the Wu-Tang Clan and make a song on why vegetables are bullshit