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playdead1991:

“Ladies this is the last time to stand before me and save yourself from elimination.”

I joined a paleontology meme page on Facebook and it was the best decision I’ve made

Trad niggas be like

Doth mine eyes spy yon chaste catholic wench? Verily, tis indeed! Upon mine honour I shall court her and, if Christ God judge my soul worthy, she will judge me worthy of her soles

anxietypower:

nvgan:

How hard was it to say “pistachio”

you: pistachio
me, an intellectual: That Green Nüt ™

sexydavestrider:

nyarrr:

horrendousscreeching:

ah

Let’s try this out

how badly did it hurt your soul to draw the “after” images?

lesbianrey:

i hope the ice age series just continues alongside history despite it not being an ice age anymore and we get up to like ice age 67: the great depression, which was also somehow started by that squirrel trying to get the acorn

babyanimalgifs:

This is the funniest video ever 😂

biggest-gaudiest-fish:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

theawkwardchimera:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

sweet fuck vampires are pale b/c they’re anemic

Did you only just realize this? They also suck blood because they cant get vitamin d from sun exposure.

take a multivitamin you melodramatic victorian appropriating eternal dumbasses

This is my favorite description of a vampire ever

lizard-entertainmemt:

monstermonstre:

gender: addams

assigned goth at birth

tilthat:

TIL that rollercoasters were invented to distract Americans from sin. In the 1880s, hosiery businessman LaMarcus Thompson didn’t like that Americans were going to places like saloons and brothels and created the first rollercoaster on Coney Island to persuade them to go there instead.

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