one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris
Carry a fork with you. If someone tries to rob you, pull the fork out of your pocket and say “thank you, Lord for this meal I’m about to have” and charge at them with the fork
i completely genuinely love how literally all bullshit in the star wars universe no matter how minute and blink-and-youll-miss-it has intricate lore behind it
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