dont ship real people
dont be kin with real people
dont objectify real people
real people arent characters dont treat them like they are
Author: hueydeweylouieandthenews
Maybe I’m an old man but goddamn, these vampires with blood dripping down their chins–that’s your food!! THAT’S YOUR FOOD!! Close!! Your!! Mouth!! You think some asshole slobbering chicken noodle soup or yogurt or clam chowder all down themselves would be sexy??? What makes you any different, you sticky-stained slackjawed screwball??? Close your mouth!! Use a napkin!! And for godssakes stop looking so smug, like, “Oooo, I’m a creature of the night look at what sustains me” yeah uh huh a fucking lack of basic hygiene is what I’m seeing and it is not impressive!! At all!! My nephews are three years old and they drool less than you do!! You’re how many centuries old?!?! ACT LIKE IT
I decided to see how much of the Code Lyoko theme song I could fit on Yumi’s forehead using size 12 Arial font…for science
Conclusion:All of it, with room to spare
this is my fucking favorite post on tumblr
Space Opera property: shows a green-skinned girl pole-dancing in the background of a scene, the only example of her species to appear in the work
The Expanded Universe: the Ecdycis are a race of green-skinned humanoid exotic dancers from Eroticon 3, the only species in the galaxy known to have invented clothing for the sole purpose of taking them off
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