Author: hueydeweylouieandthenews

copperbadge:

gothhabiba:

gothhabiba:

gothhabiba:

imagine the drama if characters from classical literature engaged in tumblr antics

CALLOUT POST for Fitzwilliam Darcy

• did not consider me handsome enough to dance with
• has been the means of ruining, perhaps for ever, the happiness of a most beloved sister

• reduced George Wickham to his present state of comparative poverty (I don’t have receipts on this but trust me)

• is full of arrogance, conceit, and selfish disdain of the feelings of others; is ungentlemanlike in general

EDIT: I HAVE RESCINDED ALL CALLOUTS OF MR. DARCY He is now my husband (long story)

For more pictures of womens’ ankles click here

flanneldragon:

trickytwitch:

me: *turns up to court in a fursuit* “hi I’m your public defurnder :3c”

me: *tears in my eyes begging the judge* ill plead guilty if you arrest them too

leftboob-enthusiast:

Like no offense to my friends and family but if I had the chance to abandon this timeline for a medieval fantasy land I would absolutely do it, goodbye student loans and depression hello cool magic shit and most likely an early death by the sword (as it should be)

dongstomper:

reblog if you would trust a dog with a sword to protect you

scottish-egalitarian:

You can’t support trans men whilst saying you hate men.

Trans men are men, not a subcategory of men.

Saying you hate men includes trans men.

omidspissedoffcat:

my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

goopied:

travis tha chimp: [tears off a woman’s face and hands]

me: TRAAAVIIISSSS (like alvin and the chipmunks)

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

just remembered my favorite ben shapiro own of all time which is when he was debating a transgender woman on dr. drew and he made a point to misgender her as many times as possible in a single sentence so she put her hand on the back of his neck like she was picking up a kitten, looked him dead in the eyes, and said “cut it out or you’ll be leaving here in an ambulance”

shapiro started immediately sniveling about civility in political debate like the little cockroach he is but not a single person in the room would back him up