doubletranquility:

protagonist: So who’s with me?

*5 seconds of silence*

the stoic one: *looks up* im in

4 people one after the other: me to

*after everyone else has joined we see The Edgy One standing in the back*

*2 more seconds of silence*

The Edgy One: *chortles* we’re all gonna die… what the hell, im in

e-mord-nilap:

whyand-whynot:

mapleflavoreddice:

egregiousoveruseofnormalcy:

lovelystimmy:

when you touch a Bad Texture™ and have to scrub at ur hands until the feeling is gone

When your teeth scrape against something they don’t like and your entire body tries to escape the upper atmosphere.

When your nails drag across an Unpleasant Thing so your arms stop working from the elbows down and your ears ring.

when something nearby makes a Bad Sound and you’re actively trying to get onto the astral plane in your corporeal form

When you try erasing something but the eraser is dry.

ivoryella:

I’m always a slut for free shipping

careens:

careens:

he was a tater tot, she said see ya later thot

she ran a hater blog, he said he was pepe frog

spillybun:

Instead of making fun of people who do things at an older age that are normally done younger ( like getting their diploma or GED, learning to drive, even learning to read ) how about you:

• don’t

heroes-get-made:

Shout out to people who are still working on being kinder and more compassionate, on overcoming and unlearning the bullshit they were brought up with, on seeing themselves and others though unfiltered lenses, on giving instead of taking, and on knowing when to speak up and when to sit down and listen. You DO get points for trying. Don’t give up. Keep going, you beautiful soul.