kingjaffejoffer:

You know what? I don’t think we got to see enough of Willy Wonka’s life.

Willy Wonka had that Anthony Bourdain vibe. Like this nigga done traveled the world doing crazy drugs for 40 years and he’s seen some shit. And all the money in the world doesn’t make him happy or soothe his aching soul.

I bet you when Willy Wonka first discovered the Oompa Loompas in some jungle cave in micronesia, he was doing rails of coke off Oompa women and fucking them by the dozen. But as he grew older he abandoned his hedonistic ways and really just wanted to make some quality chocolate and get out the game.

Wonka knew he’d lived a life full of sin, vices, debauchery, and really wanted to spend some time giving back before he left earth.