We don’t have horses where I live but everyone owns a John Deere tractor. Does that count? Would that be like mechanized cavalry?

mikestillneedsadrink:

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ariaofdoom:

dadpat-tactual:

grumpyridesthekaliyuga:

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Find a really savage mandolin player and yes

I will learn the mandolin JUST so I can sit atop a combine leading a charge of a herd John Deere cavalry like this

Do it for the true Balkanized America we all want

Chilling atop playing dueling banjos like that looking like

You could do some damage in a combine with a corn head.

Militant Ruralism is the best aesthetic.

When you tell Seamus to get the fertilizer, but that just means walking to the barn.