so, as much as I love the more modern plague doctor aesthetic, like guys I’m all about it
I feel like I have the be the bearer of bad (or good depending on how you take it) news
Instead of cool, dark crow/raven aesthetic
Realistically, you would have probably gotten more of this fucking leatherface kiwi bird from hell which would have absolutely been even more terrifying to see on your death bed
you’re welcome
you never have to apologize for this
rich folk get the fancy raven doctor the poor folk get the mosquito man who might actually be a demon in hiding