Let’s just take a moment to remember the dark ages of Disney park characters.

livelegatolagrange:

durnesque-esque:

pikasuz:

suzlovesdisney:

Prince Caspian. I’m sure this lasted like two weeks. 

I don’t even know what this is. Jessica Rabbit. Okay. That’s cool. But is this a fur character or a face character? Why was this a thing. 

Let us never forget the days of the mowgli face character; where they hired a guy to run around in shorts. A moment of silence. 

And finally: my absolute favorite. Flounder.

I cannot come up with a caption for this. 

Source: CharacterCentral.net

And let’s not forget: 

Why.

Oh  but wait, there’s more: Treasure Planet

And Atlantis (WHY??? is Vinny the only one without a real face?)

Then there’s vintage Disney:

Ok, that’s not so bad, but THIS – OH GOD WHY??

that last one is michael myers’ wet dream