wonderfulworldofmichaelford:

carnival-phantasm:

carnival-phantasm:

kongu2525:

tilthat:

TIL that in Ancient Egypt, the pharaoh alongside the general public would gather around to masturbate into the Nile river as a ritual ceremony to promote river fertility.

via reddit.com

Well those j.o Crystal’s won’t charge themselves

Atum, Absolute God of Meat-Beating

@lilmissrantsypants