fluoride-bomb:

selfpreservationandpride:

tilthat:

TIL Steven Seagal once claimed he could get out of any chokehold. Answering the challenge in 1991, Judo practitioner Gene LeBell choked Seagal out, causing him to shit his pants.

via reddit.com

That was quite literally the best thing I have ever read in my entire life.

old judo gene squeezed the turd out of that ponytailed fuck